M*A*S*H Quotations

Last updated Oct 5, 2001

"You know, this is pretty good - someone should be writing this down!"
--Colonel Potter, Commander Pierce

• Henry Blake
• Sherman Potter
• Hawkeye Pierce
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• Frank and Margaret
• PA Announcements

  Hawkeye: Look, I know how tough it is for you to say goodbye, so I'll say it. Maybe you're right, maybe we will see each other again, but just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you've meant to me. I'll never be able to shake you. Whenever I see a pair of big feet or a cheesy mustache, I'll think of you.
  B.J.: Whenever I smell month-old socks, I'll think of you.
  Hawkeye: Or the next time somebody nails my shoe to the floor...
  B.J.: ...or when somebody gives me a martini that tastes like lighter fluid.
  Hawkeye: I'll miss you.
  B.J.: I'll miss you. A lot. I can't imagine what this place would've been like if I hadn't found you here.
  --Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen

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